The yeast he can expect is a 3 match ban
When Milan player Marco Borriello failed a drugs test in Italy having been tested after a game against Roma, you'd think it would be curtains for the lad in trying to explain his innocence.
So imagine the shocked faces of the members of the panel when he walks in with Belen Rodriguez.......
.....and proceeds to blame her for his negative result in the test due to a cream she used to cure a vaginal infection - which he unwittingly "ingested" whilst paying attention to the aforementioned part of her rather delectable anatomy. Though I suppose it wasn't that delectable at the time, hence the cream. A cunning excuse for sure.
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I'm sorry but if someone has the balls to use cunnilingus as an excuse, I say they just let him play and test him again later.
I agree!
It's so messed up anyways that it couldn't have been made up and that is the most manly excuse I've heard yet!
Let him play and test him again.
what a loser, blaming his girlfriend for his stupidity
Nasty... hell, I'll suspend him for going down on a chick with an infected hoo-haa..
That's some foul stuff right there.
Gimme a break, look at that photo! If she came up to you, you'd do *whatever* she told you to! :D
bottom line - if she can produce the cream and he is willing to admit it, let him play and test him again in 30 days.
Any man willing to say what he said deserves the benefit of the doubt...
Gross.
totally.
by the way, you've been farked!
:-)
I agree with everyone who says that this is a pretty manly excuse. Taking steroids out of a women's vagina is right up there with eating beef jerky, I think.
Awesome.
The 'ol "I was going down on my girl who uses vag cream" defense.
Let him play! He's suffered enough
Wow. The beef curtains had some extra sauce. Probably looks like an Arbys Big Beef with extra cheese. YUMMIE..
I hear his tongue can bench press 250 and has copped an attitude.
I wonder if he was having mozzarella or camembert cheese...
Oh please, whoever says going down on her is gross (whatever the situation) is either a homo or a chick. There isn't a guy alive that wouldn't get their red wings on her and go back for seconds!
Play ball!
Going down on a chick is definately not gross, I enjoy it very much, but not when she's got a yeast infection or any sort of un-natural cream down there. I'll pass on that thanks.
Got that right... I love chompin' that stuff as much as any guy, but you can keep the dishonorable discharge!
I'd hit that.
Mr. Bullpen
he shoulda licked her asshole instead, woulda been cleaner
I would drink this chicks bath water let alone chow down on the infected cooter
Well, if she agreed to the whole thing, maybe it has an element of truth. I'd ask for a re-enactment and , of course, a control group, composed of me, who would repeat the alleged action on Belen and then be tested. If I get t3h roid too, he plays.
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